| Lyrics: | A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple
of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won't
nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid
aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good
fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the arctic
ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no
quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge
pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance |
