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Lyrics for Hell Yeah by Gang Bloodhound:
| | | Artist: | Gang Bloodhound |
| | Album: | Hooray for Boobies | | Track: | Hell Yeah | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 240 | | | | Lyrics: | Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you
another friend of the Bible!
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell
yeah
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating
pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy
Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of
Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens
no
Hell yeah (x4)
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do
everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were God
thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall
even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were
God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
Hell yeah (x4)
And when they nail my
pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes
by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry
these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy
T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I
would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck
Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You
just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low
self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy
"holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God | | | |
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