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Lyrics for I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks by Gang Bloodhound:
| | | Artist: | Gang Bloodhound |
| | Album: | One Fierce Beer Coaster (1996 | | Track: | I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 374 | | | | Lyrics: | If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift
kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my
ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can
do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys
that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But
if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But
if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause
'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good
listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares
that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her
underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer
guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too
ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked
meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of
Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could
get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out
with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my
mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde
ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys
that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys
that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not
queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer
I'm too ugly | | | |
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