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Lyrics for Grandma Got Run-Over By A Reindeer by LTJ:
| | | Artist: | LTJ |
| | Album: | Twisted Christmas | | Track: | Grandma Got Run-Over By A Reindeer | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 125 | | | | Lyrics: | grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say
theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
she'd been
drinking too much egg nog
and we begged her not to go
but she forgot her medication
and she staggered out the door into the snow
when we found her the Christmas
morning
at the scene of the attack
she had hoofprints on her fore head
and
incriminating claws marks on her back
grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home
from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and
grandpa we believe
now we're all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking this so
well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin
Nel
its not christmas without grandma
all the family's dressed in black
and we
just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(send them
back!)
grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas
eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we
believe
now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig (ah!)
and the
blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig
i've
warned all our friends and neighbours
better watch out for yourselves
they should never
give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
grandma got runover
by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing
as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
(sing it grandpa!)
grandma
got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres
no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
(Merry Christmas) | | | |
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