| Lyrics: | When I'm sittin on a toilet, in a house that I dont know,
Looking all around me where the toilet
paper goes,
feeling real uneasy,
feeling real uncertain,
Cause I gotta wipe my butt
again,
With the shower curtain,
(chorus)
Its those little thangs,
those little
itty bitty thangs
its those little things like that,
that piss me off
When I pick
up on a woman,
and take her home to bed,
she starts to take her clothes of and she starts
to.....Hell you know
asked her what her name was
she told me it was Venus
reached down
between her legs..
(chorus)
Last night I went out drinking,
in my ole Daddys
Lincoln,
I hit a tree and I killed a freind,
I start to scream and hollar
Cause he owed
me Twenty dollars,
and I know Ill never say it again,
(chorus) slowly spoking |