| Lyrics: | Chanukah Song Part 2 - Adam Sandler
Chanukah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the
only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Heres a new list of people who are Jewish, just
like you and me:
Winona Ryder drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a dreidle
with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and recieves lots of Chanukah
toys:
The girls from Veruca Salt, and all three Beastie Boys
Lennie Kravitz is
half Jewish; Courtney Love is half too,
Put them together, what a funky bad-ass Jew!
We got Harvey Keitel, and Flash Dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmin Bleeth from Baywatch is
Jewish,
and yes, her boobs are real!
Put on that yarmulke, its time for
Chanukah,
Two time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffman-akah celebrates Chanukah
O.J.
Simpson, still not a Jew!
But guess who is: The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo.
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Scooby Doo!
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish,
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got Bar Mitzvah'd on the PGA tour:
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods,
I'm
talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the show biz,
Bruce
Springsteen isn't Jewish,
But my mother thinks he is
Tell Daryl Lamonica, its
time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced "Chanukah", The "C" is silent in Chanukah
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So read your Hooked on Phonickah
Get drunk in Tijuanaikah
If you really,
really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Chanukah
Happy Chanukah! |
