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Lyrics for Cordurory Blues by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | What's Your Name | | Track: | Cordurory Blues | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 241 | | | | Lyrics: | When I was a boy
There was no limit to what I could eat
Shake after shake after
shake after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism runnin' around so
fast
My body never gained to weight
That pissed off all my Momma's friends
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And made my big-boned sister irate
But now I'm a man
And all that frolicking has
caused my ego to hurt
'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone
I'm to embarrassed to
remove my shirt
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother
fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother
fucker outta me
And all them cookies I been munching lately
My feet are becoming
difficult to see
I believe it was my Daddy
Who led me to this eating disease
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By calling me "The Little Candy Ass"
When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese
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Or maybe it was my Momma
Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods
Only when I
gobbled down every chicken cutlet
Would I get to see Momma's good moods
They said
eat this, they said eat that
To stay skinny there was no chance
And now when I walk
I hear corduroy
Even though I ain't wearing pants
What made a millionaire out of Mr.
Frito-Lay
You fat fuck, You fat fuck
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
What
made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
You fat fuck, You fat fuck
Made a fat mother
fucker outta me
And all that ice cream I been eating lately
My chins alone weight
203
The diet starts tomorrow!
I have a grapefruit for breakfast
For lunch a
brown of white rice
Dinnertime it's a saltless potato
I ain't allowed no spice
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If this diet's gonna work
Tonight I can't eat no more
"Just go to sleep," I say
to myself
As I close the bedroom door
Two in the morning, I wake up to piss
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My belly's hungry and achin'
Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet
Bring on the
chips flavored with bacon
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat
mother fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat
mother fucker outta me
And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately | | | |
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