I Was Driving Around In Old Mexico,
I Got Lost And Didn't Know Which Way To Go,
I Was
Confused, It Was Late And I Was In A Fog,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.
I Felt
That Smush And I Said "Oh Mama"
My Low Rider Crushed That Little Chihuahua.
I Prayed
For Forgiveness In A Synagogue,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.
If I Am Caught
They Will Put Me In A Cell With 20 Locks,
Unless I Can Pin It On Jack In The Box.
I'll
Be Whipped Then Beaten And Then I'll Be Flogged,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.
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His Last Words Were "Yo Quiero El Medico",
I Flattened That Pup To Hell I Will Go.
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I Should Of Quit Driving And Gone For A Jog,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.
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I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.
