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Lyrics for Lunchlady Land by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | They're All Gonna Laugh At You | | Track: | Lunchlady Land | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 312 | | | | Lyrics: | This is a song..."
"This is uhh, This is a new song..."
"It's through the eyes of one
of the greatest people alive, I feel..."
"The Lunchlady"
[Laughing]
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Woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
Served some reheated salisbury
steak
With a little slice of love
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
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Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunchlady Land
Well I wear
this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
I wear these brown orthopedic
shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
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But there's no reason to shout
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunchlady
Land
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reeks of
tuna
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
In Lunchlady Land your
dreams come true
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Mountains built of shepherds pie
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And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
But don't forget to return your trays
And
try to ignore my gum disease
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land
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Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy
beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy
beans
Meatloaf sandwich
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy
joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Well I
dreamt one morning
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-looking
at me
It screamed, why do you burn me
And serve me up cold
I said I got the
spatula
Just do what you're told
Then the liver & onions
Started joining the
fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop suey
slapped me
And it kicked me in the head
It's called revenge Lunchlady
Said the
garlic bread
I said what did I do
To make you all so mad
They said you got
flabby arms
And your breath is bad
Then the green beans said
You better run and
hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came
And joined my side
He said if it wasn't
for the Lunchlady
The kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand
And
sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose
And she gives you a goal
You
should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods
Just
leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
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sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy
joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[Spoken]
Well me & sloppy joe got
married
We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
Down in Lunchlady Land | | | |
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