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Lyrics for The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | They're All Gonna Laugh At You | | Track: | The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 244 | | | | Lyrics: | And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a
prestigious college."
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Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your
upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in
matriculating here in the fall."
Buffoon: "I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on
campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
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Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was
all fucked up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking
among
both students and pets here on campus."
Buffoon: "Fuckin' Shit!"
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Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
little
bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "My father's a fucking asshole, man!"
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Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
son."
Buffoon: "My mother's a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you
can find an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the fall
relaxed and ready to
learn."
Buffoon: "My teacher in high school was a stupid
bitch, man! She had her
head way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the
faculty at a University such as ours far
exceeds that of a local public high school."
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Buffoon: "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's
tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea last
month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional
stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice
of
major?"
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner right now."
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Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
nervous tension. I
do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
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Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be
sending you our
decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got really hairy balls."
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Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye | | | |
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