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Lyrics for The Buffoon And The Valedictorian by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | They're All Gonna Laugh At You | | Track: | The Buffoon And The Valedictorian | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 237 | | | | Lyrics: | And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
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Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by
my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"
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Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy.
Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has
big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think
her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age,
doesn't she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his
fuckin'
head off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is
not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
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maturing process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she
gives
everybody head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for
attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon
eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
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all over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the
amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment
stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
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Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and
unusual
because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks
up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's
fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of
the
food digested or that person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna
go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian:
"Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon walking
away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
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rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
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Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away | | | |
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