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Lyrics for The Chanuka Song by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | What The Hell Happened To Me | | Track: | The Chanuka Song | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 335 | | | | Lyrics: | Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and
uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice
little Jewish kids who don't get to
hear any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."
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Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate
Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have
eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas
tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights
the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess
who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
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Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin'
Jew
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin
a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both
Jewish
Put on your yarmulke
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It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates
Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he
converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter
Jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer
Scrooge is
Well
he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom
Cruise isn't, but I heard his
agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's
time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely
Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you
really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy,
happy Chanukah
Happy
Chanukah | | | |
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