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Lyrics for The Chanukah by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | What The Hell Happened To Me | | Track: | The Chanukah | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 214 | | | | Lyrics: | Adam Talking
"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas
songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song
for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear
any Chanukah songs.
Here
we go..."
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
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To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of
presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without
a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee
Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
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Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur
Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a
fine lookin' Jew
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause
you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish
Put on your
yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
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Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson- not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of
famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison
Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
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Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
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Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's
time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely
Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you
really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah | | | |
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