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Lyrics for The Chanukah Song Part II by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | The Chanukah Song Part II | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 244 | | | | Lyrics: | Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate
Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you
and me
Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle
with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of
Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny
Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a
funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
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Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on
your yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA
tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
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So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't
But my mother
thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for Chanukah
It's not
pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
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Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy
happy Chanukah! | | | |
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