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Lyrics for The Chanukah Song Pt 2 by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | The Chanukah Song Pt 2 | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 184 | | | | Lyrics: | time to take out the menorahs
put on your yarmulke
it's time for Chanukah
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so much funukah
to celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is a festival of lights
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instead of one day of presents we have 8 crazy nights
so when you feel the only kid in
town
without a Christmas tree
here's a new list of people who are Jewish
just
like you and me
Winona Ryder
drinks Manischewitz wine
then spins a
dreidel
with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Cline
guess who gives and recieves
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loads of Chanukah toys
the girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys
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Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish
Courtney Love is half too
put them together
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what a funky bad-ass Jew
we got Harvey Keitel
and flash dancer Jennifer
Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
and yes her boobs are real
/>
put on that yarmulke
it's time for Chanukah
two time oscar winner Dustin
Hoffmanukah
celebrates Chanukah
OJ Simpson
still not a jew
but
guess who is
the guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a
Jew
then he wasn't but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
cuz
we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed
on the PGA tour
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no i'm not talking about Tiger Woods
i'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore
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so many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
but my mother
thinks he is
tell that Daryl Lamonaka.
it's time to celebrate Chanukah
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it's not pronounced CHA-nukah
the C is silent in Chaunkah
so read your hooked on
phonicahs
get drunk in tiajuanakah
if you really really wannakah
have a happy
happy happy happy Chanukah
happy Chaunkah | | | |
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