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Lyrics for The New Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | The New Chanukah Song | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 221 | | | | Lyrics: | Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy
nights
So when you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
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Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona
Ryder drinks Manachevett's wine
Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
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Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all
three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravits is half Jewish
Courtney Love is half, too
Put
them together
What a funky, bad-ass Jew!
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash
dancer Jennifer Bill
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And, yes, her boobs are
real
Put on that yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
Two time Oscar winner
Dustin Hoffmonica celebrates Chanukah
OJ Simpson, still not a Jew
But guess
who is
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylon was born a Jew
Then
he wasn't, but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty
good in the sack
Guess who got barmitzvahhed on the PGA Tour
No, I'm not
talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the
showbiz
Bruce Springstein isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is
Tell
that ho Lamonica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced CH-anukah
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The C is silent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in
Tiajuanica
If you really, really wannaca
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,
Chanukah
Hapyy Chanukah | | | |
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