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Lyrics for Dancin And Pantsin by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Dancin And Pantsin | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 166 | | | | Lyrics: | When I was a young man
I didn't like to dance
I was shy
I'd stand against the wall
all night
I'd never take a chance
So afraid
I wouldn't get on that dance floor
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Unless I was really drunk
10 shots
But I found a place where the stars hang
out
And they taught me how to funk
Real nasty
It ain't too far away
It's
just on the edge of town
Nearby
But be ready when you get there
'Cause these folks
don't fuck around
You can
Rub your belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in
jelly, you're gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis
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Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls
Grind your hips with the blond guy from
CHIPS
Lick your lips
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
It's fucking obscense
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Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White
You'll see the light when your
sphincter's tight
If you don't know how to move
Just feel the groove
And
dance
Like you just shit your pants
Spin like a little girl
With
cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just give it a whirl, pretend you're a little girl
Wave that
juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a
drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the sink
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
What a
relief
Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make
your dink swell
Then spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum
And
dance
Like you just shit your pants
Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
Finger
in his own rear
Bernard King
Basketball, basketball
Showing off his ding-a-ling
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