| Lyrics: | Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg
Where's my Peggy Sue?
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I could use a Rosalita
If there's a Long Tall Sally out there
I'm dyin' to meet
her
Why can't I hear Beth callin' me?
Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile?
I
wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie
Walkin' down the aisle
Oh yeah, all
right
But I got no Mary Jane
There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen
I'm just a
fool in the rain
Waitin' on my Billie Jean
I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
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A devil in a dress of blue
A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline
I'd even take a
Run-Around Sue
Oh yeah, all right
Well, I never got to scream for a
Layla
I never saw Mary-Anne walkin' away
I never danced on the sand with a Rio
Or
woke up with a Maggie May
I dialed 867-5309
But there was no Jenny Jenny
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Oh, why can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl
When Willie Nelson loved so many?
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And why does Jack have Diane?
And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue?
And everybody
had Roxanne
Except you-know-who
I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
A devil
in a dress of blue
A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline
I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
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Well I'd take any ol' Suzy Q
I got no reason to be picky
She can be a
Goody-Goody-Two-Shoes
Or she can be my Darling Nikki
Oh, Brandy would be such a
fine girl
And so would the sweet Judy Blue
I guess I sound just like that other fella
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'Cause you know I wish I had Jessie's girl too
Oh yeah, all right
Well,
I'd die for a kiss from Allison
Even though I know she'd break my heart
Or give me a
Lo-lo- |