| Lyrics: | hello mudda, hello fadda
here i am at camp granada
camp is very entertaining
they
say we'll have some fun when it stops raining
i went hiking with joe spivy
he
developed poison ivy
you remeber leonard skinner
he got ptomaine poisoning last night
after dinner
all the counslers hate the waiters
and the lake has alligators
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and the head coach wants no sissies
so he reads to us from something called uylesses
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i dont want this, should i scare ya
but my bunk mate has malaria
you remember
jeffery hardy
they're about to organize a seaching party
take me home, o mudda
fudda
take me home, i hate granada
don't leave me out in the forest
where i might
get eaten by a bear
take me home, i promise i will not make noise
or mess the
house with other boys
o please don't make me stay
i've been here one whole day
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dearest fadda, darling mudda
how's my precious little brudda
let me come home, if you
miss me
i would even let aunt bertha hug and kiss me
wait a minute, it stopped
hailing
guys are swimming, gals are sailing
playing base ball, gee that's bedda
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mudda fudda kindly disregard this letter! |
