| Lyrics: | One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making
love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
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Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms
One thing, no lie
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Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be...'cause
Ethyl's dead
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come
and freeze me with your charms
Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe
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One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
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Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
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Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms
Come here, Cold Ethyl
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What makes you so cold?
Ooh, so cold...ooh...
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
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Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold
Ethyl
If I live till I'm 97
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
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Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise |