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Lyrics for Sheriff Fatman by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine:
| | | Artist: | Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine |
| | Album: | 101 Damnations | | Track: | Sheriff Fatman | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 367 | | | | Lyrics: | Sheriff Fatman started out in business
as a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen
minutes
And he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship
Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Price of Wales award
for pushing valium and
amphetamines
CHORUS
Now he's moving up onto second base
Behind Nicholas Van
Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
More
aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the
stage
The one and only
Hold the front page
Fatman's got something to
sell
To the capitol's homeless
At the Crossroads Hotel
For the
no-fixed-abodeless
Where you can live life in style
You can sleep in a closet
And if
you flash him a smile
He'll take your teeth as a deposit
There's bats in the
belfry
The windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
And he don'T give a
damn
He just chuckles and smiles
And laughs like a madman
A born again
Rachman
Here comes Sheriff Fatman
With his valium, amphetamines
His sick notes
and his phoney prescriptions
And just when yo thought it was safe
To go back in the
kitchen, dead legs and cracked heads
Bunk-beds and breakfasts
Wake up you sleepy
headcases...check this...
Moving up now to take the place
Of Nicholas Van
Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
With
more aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
In a hatchback from
Notre Dame
The one and only Sheriff Fatman
In goes another left hook
And now
I'm losing my patience
Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations
He's buying up
houses for hasbeens (help me)
>From Lands End to Southend to Chelsea
There's bats in
the belfrey
The windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
He don't give a
damn
He just chuckles and smiles
And laughs like a madman
Ladies and
gentlemen,
I give you...
Sheriff Fatman!
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