| Lyrics: | I was fishin' by the side of the road,
Servin' up the bait for my lunch.
Along beside me came a mad horny toad,
Lookin' for some food he would munch.
So I grabbed the fish and tossed it in the lake,
Thinking he could eat what he earned.
And if I caught him I would cut him a break,
But if I didn't it was not my concern.
Jackpot!
And I got one.
Got me a sweet lookin' prize today,
Under the son of a gun it'll make you say,
Jackpot!
And I got an idea.
Got me a new kinda recipe,
I got the deal for the meal of the century.
I was walkin' by the side of the road,
Thinkin' I would cook me a meal.
Along beside me came a mad horny toad,
Lookin' for some food he would steal.
So I grabbed the fish and held it up high,
Knowin' toads are known for their jump.
then I looked the toad right in the thighs,
And noticed that they looked mighty plump.
Jackpot!
And I got one.
Got me a sweet lookin' prize today,
Under the son of a gun it'll make you say,
Jackpot!
And I got an idea.
Got me a new kinda recipe,
I got the deal for the meal of the century.
I was sittin' on a chair in my home,
Servin' up the legs for my friends.
(alternate on 9/9/99: Thinkin' about the legs of my friends)
They asked how I got chicken on such a small bone,
I told them it was simply a godsend.
The moral of the story is you don't ever know,
Who's going to want in on your fun.
And up to the porch came a guy I didn't know,
Offerin' up his money for some.
Jackpot!
And I got one.
Got me a sweet lookin' prize today,
Under the son of a gun it'll make you say,
Jackpot!
And I got an idea.
Got me a new kinda recipe,
I got the deal for the meal of the century. |
