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Lyrics for Gaston by Disney:
| | | Artist: | Disney |
| | Album: | Beauty and the Beast | | Track: | Gaston | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 187 | | | | Lyrics: | [Gaston:] Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong
man! No one says "no" to Gaston!
[LeFou:] Heh heh. Darn right.
[Gaston:]
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's
more than I can
bear.
[LeFou:] More beer?
[Gaston:] What for? Nothing helps. I'm
disgraced.
[LeFou:] Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself
together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as
you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and
inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No
one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's
neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as
manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or
Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be
on
[Chorus:] No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like
Gaston
[LeFou:] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston:]
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[Chorus:] My what a guy, that Gaston
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
[LeFou:]
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
[Chorus:] No one
fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
[Cronie:] In a
wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[Bimbettes:] For there's no one as burly and
brawny
[Gaston:] As you see I've got biceps to spare
[LeFou:] Not a bit of
him's scraggly or scrawny
[Gaston] (That's right!)
And ev'ry last
inch of me's covered with hair
[Cronies:] No one hits like Gaston
[Townsman:]
Matches wits like Gaston
[LeFou:] In a spitting match nobody spits like
Gaston
[Gaston:] I'm espcially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
[Chorus:] Ten points for Gaston!
[Gaston:] When I was a lad I
ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And
now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a
barge
[Chorus:] No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts
like Gaston
[LeFou:] Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[Gaston:]
I use antlers in all of my decorating
[Chorus:] Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the
hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know?
Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[LeFou:] And his name's G-A-S- T
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G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
[Chorus:]
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