| Lyrics: | LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
LOCK
I wanna do
it
BARREL
Let's draw straws
SHOCK
Jack said we should work
together
Three of a kind
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Birds of a feather
Now and
forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real
tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
SHOCK
First, we're
going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we
will
Snap the trap and close the gate
LOCK
Wait! I've got a better plan
To
catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll
butter him up
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a
box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
SHOCK
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie
Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will
cook him rare
LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL
Wheeee
LOCK
I say that we take a
cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy
Claws will be no more
SHOCK
You're so stupid, think now
lf we blow him up to
smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and
green
LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw
him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
LOCK AND SHOCK
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie
is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of
town
BARREL
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward |
