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Lyrics for The Intergalactic Laxative by Donovan:
| | | Artist: | Donovan |
| | Album: | Cosmic Wheels | | Track: | The Intergalactic Laxative | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 63 | | | | Lyrics: | I was impressed like everyone
When man began to fly
Out of Earthly regions to
Planets
in the sky
With total media coverage
We watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they
disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe with admiration we
Listened to the talk
Such
pride felt they, such joy
To be upon the moon to walk
My romantic vision shattered when it
was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
* Oh! The
intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there
Believe you and believe me! Without
a worry or care
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
The
intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars
They don't partake like you
and I
Of beefy burger mush
Their food is specially prepared
To dissolve into
slush
Absorbed by multi-fibres in
The super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would
trickle
Down inside the boot
* CHORUS
You may well ask now what
becomes
Of liquid they consume
A pipe is led from penis to head to
A unit in the
room
The water is recirculated, filtered
For re-use
In case some anti-gravity
pee
Gets on the loose
* CHORUS
Wherever man has conquered on
the
Quest for frontiers new
I'm glad he's always had to do
The no. one and
two
It makes it all so ordinary
Just like you and me
To know the greatest
heroes
They had to shit and pee | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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