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Lyrics for This Offer Is Unrepeatable by Elvis Costello:
| | | Artist: | Elvis Costello |
| | Album: | The Juliet Letter | | Track: | This Offer Is Unrepeatable | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 60 | | | | Lyrics: | Words: Mac Manus/Cassidy
Music: Brodsky Quartet/Mac Manus (3:13)
DON'T SEND ANY
MONEY!
Fate has no price
Ignore at your peril this splendid advice
An invaluable link
in an infinite chain
An offer like this will just not come again
You wish you had
women to charm and bewitch
Power of life and death over the rich young girls will
be
swooning
Because you're exciting them
And not only fall at your feet but be biting
them
Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath
Or just possibly scare you to
death
Sign it and seal it and send it to friends
But don't mention my
name
Don't make any long term plans
In thirty-six hours your fortunes will
change
Your best friends won't know you
And neither will strangers
Do not keep this
letter
It must leave your hand
You have been selected from over five thousand
A
twister or dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you
I can't say more it would only confuse
you
The wine that they offer will go to your head
And you'll start to see double in fishes
and bread
Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more
Guaranteed, for this world
and the next
Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother
Cherish this life as you
don't get another one
UNLESS you should take up this fabulous offer
Don't leave it
too late or you'll be bound to suffer
And woebetide anyone so woebegone
You won't know
you're born or about to pass on
You'll never get tired
You'll never get
bored
By the way I just hope you're insured
And if you're not satisfied
If you
want more
We can always provide an improved overture
Guaranteed at a price that is almost
unbeatable
This offer is unreapeatable
Your trouble will vanish
Your tears will
dry
Your blessing will just multiply
Guaranteed at a price that is almost
unbeatable
This offer is unreapeatable
Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and
favor
In a riot of colours, (a variety of) and flavours
Guaranteed at a price that is
almost unbeatable
This offer is unreapeatable
Would I lie to you? Would I sell you
a dud?
Just sign on the line. Could you possibly write it in
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