| Lyrics: | Marshall, sounds like an SOS...
Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin'
right...
To the rapmobile, let's go...
{Marshall, Marshall}, bitches
and gentlemen, it's showtime, hurry hurry, step right up,
introducing the star of our show,
his name is, {Marshall}, you wouldn't want to be anywhere else
in the world right now, so
without further ado, I bring to you, {Marshall}...
You 'bout to witness hip-hop in
it's most purest, more rawest form, flow almost flawless, most
hardest, most honest known
artist, chip off the old block, but ol' Doc is, {back}, looks like
Batman brought his own
Robin, oh God, Sadam's got his own Laden, with his own private plane, his
own pilot, set to
blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges, oranges, peach, pears, plums,
syringes, {vnn
vnn}, yeah here I come, i'm inches, away from you, dear fear none, hip-hop is in
a state of
911, so...
[CHORUS]
Let's get down to business, I don't got no time to
play around, what is this, must be a circus
in town, let's shut the shit down on these
clowns, can I get a witness, {hell yeah}, let's get
down to business, I don't got no time to
play around, what is this, must be a circus in town,
let's shut the shit down on these
clowns, can I get a witness, {hell yeah}...
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform
miracles, gee willikers Dre, holy bat syllables, look at
all the bullshit that goes on in
Gotham when i'm gone, time to get rid of these rap criminals,
so skip to your lou while I do
what I do best, you ain't even impressed no more, you're used to
it, flows too wet, nobody
close to it, nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit, the
most hated on out of all
those who say they get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all
so much, they make it
all up, there's no such thing, like a female with good looks, who cooks
and cleans, it just
means so much more to so much more people when you're rappin' and you know
what for, the show
must go on, so i'd like to welcome y'all to Marshall and Andre's carnival,
c'mon now...
[CHORUS]
It's just like old times, the dynamic duo, two old friends,
why panic, you already know who's
fully capable, the two capped heroes, dial straight down
the center eight-zero-zero, you can
even call collect, the most feared duet, since me and
Elton played career Russian Roulette, and
never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat,
people steppin' over people just to rush to
the set, just to get to see an emcee who breathes
so freely, ease over these beat's and be so
breezy, Jesus how can shit be so easy, how can
one Chandra be so Levy, turn on these beats,
emcee's don't see me, believe me BET and MTV are
gonna grieve, when we leave, dog fo' sheezy,
can't leave rap alone, the game needs me, 'till
we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into
the mountains, nothin' but clowns down here,
but we ain't fuckin around round here, yo' Dre,
what up, can I get a hell, hell yeah, now...
[CHORUS]
So there you have it folks, {Marshall}, has come to save the
day, back with his friend Andre,
and to remind you that bullshit does not pay, because,
{Marshall}, and Andre are here to stay
and never go away until our dying day until we're old
and grey, {Marshall}, so until next time
friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel, good
night everyone, thank you for coming, your
host for the evening, {Marshall}, oh, ha |
