| Lyrics: | Hi!
Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed
Puffy with Mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly
Eminem
starts with E, better check the spelling
with a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple
I got
an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple
Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was
sure
that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open
with a scalpel when she was six months
and said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these
kicks cunt?"
The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell
I'll probably have a cell next
to the furnace in hell
I'm sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs
and I'm hotter
than my dick is, when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your
stomach
and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
(Yuck!) Hit you in
the head with a brick til you plummet
If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb
it
And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it
Cause your style is like
dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it
Chorus: Eminem
Cause any man who would jump
in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin
crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!
Cause any man who would jump in
front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin
crazy -- do you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy
[Eminem]
I'm ice grillin you, starin
you down with a gremlin grin
I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Slim, the Shady
is really a fake alias
to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac,
with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly
combustible head, spazmatic
strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the
hospital in critical condition
I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician
High
speed, IV full of thai weed
Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like
siamese
twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles
and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends
on if I keep on
killin my girlfriends
Chorus: Eminem
Cause any man who would jump in front of
a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --
you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!
Cause any man who would jump in front of a
minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you
hear me?
Is fuckin crazy
[Eminem]
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and
dust
and got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
(Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic
and that's all I can say
I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow
grenades, and take about a bottle a day
of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be
(RRARRRRH)
Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin
Medicine'll get me revvin like a 747
jet engine
Scratched my balls til I shredded skin
"Doctor, check this rash, look how red
it's been"
"It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then
I strike a still pose and hit you with
some ill flows
that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos
So reach in your
billfolds, for ten ducats
and pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus
Somethin
somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read
it
Damn |
