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Lyrics for Get You Mad by Eminem:
| | | Artist: | Eminem |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | Get You Mad | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 157 | | | | Lyrics: | Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)
Mic check.. (My dick!)
Testing.. one, two (* Eminem
hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts..
My attitude is worse than
NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
who ain't have shit to do with
it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in
a new light -- fuck it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
You're
probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my porno
career started
Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a
suitcase when he went
(* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a deal? Study these 5
chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two:
Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with
me)
and make em come to your basement and listen
(you're gonna fuckin check this
out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on
the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me
get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get
signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you
can
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you
perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't
givin you
shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in
the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P
(UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls
broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about
me..")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three
of my main girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin
Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills,
break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady!
Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
So if I
hurt your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?]
You know I just be
sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big
dick!]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I can't listen to that song, that
shit's too sad!"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"He'll never make it, his
wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I just be sayin that to get you
mad
What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside
the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade
in your
driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor
with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta
shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather
pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a
giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with
+Agent Orange+
And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin
this year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a
gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give
it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat
when I'm swinging him by his tail
[* impersonating Method Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll
fuckin
Lay your nuts on the dresser
Just your nutsack by itself
And bang them shits
with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head right back
And leave you like
that
You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you
disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
while
your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin a
hammer and beatin your knees
and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I
a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin back to being shot and
repeatin the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to
tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke
So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too
bad
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch that you
wished you had
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I can't listen to that song,
that shit's too sad"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"He'll never make it,
his wrist is slit too bad"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
I know that
makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
Sprayin
wreck (bitch)
And we don't give a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit
So
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