| Lyrics: | Chorus x2
hi,
my name Is what,
my name is who,
my name is Slim Shady
hi,
my name is huh,
my name is what,
my name is Slim Shady
Hi kids, do you
like violence
wanna see me stick nine-inch nails
through each one of my
eyelids.
Wanna copy me and do exactly like
i did try sin and get fucked up
worse than
my life is
My brain's dead weight I'm tryin
to get my head straight but i
can't
figure out which Spice Girl
i wanna impregnate.
And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you
a
bass head) uh uh (then why's
your face red, man you wasted)
Well since age twelve I felt
like
I'm someone else cuz I hung my
original self from the top bunk
with a
belt.
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela
Lee's tits off and smacked her so
hard I
knocked her clothes
backwards like Kriss Kross.
I'll smoke a fat pound of grass
and
fall on my ass faster than a
fat bitch who sat down too fast.
Come here slut (Shady wait a
minute
that's my girl dog) I don't give a
fuck, God sent me to piss the
world
off.
Chorus x2
My English teacher wanted to have
sex in Junior
High the only problem
was my English teacher was a guy.
I smacked him in his face wit
an
eraser chased him wit a stapler and
stapled his nuts to a stack of paper.
Walked
in a strip club, had my
jacket zipped up flashed the
bartender and stuck my dick in
the
tip cup.
Extra-terrestrial killin pedestrians,
rapin lesbians while they
screamin
(let's just be friends).
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was
lied to I just
found out my mom does
more dope than I do.
I told her I'd grow up to be a
famous
rapper make a record about doin drugs
and name it after her.
You know you blew
up wit the women
rush your stands and try to touch
your hands like some screamin
Usher
fans.
This guy White Castle asked me for
my autograph so I signed it
'Dear
Dave, Thanks for the support asshole.
Chorus x2
hi,
my name is
huh,
my name is who,
my name is Slim Shady hi,
my name is what,
my name is
who,
my name is Slim Shady.
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be
locked away.
Dr.
Dre don't just stand there,
operate.
I'm not ready to leave, it's too
scary to die
I'll rather be carried
inside a cemetery and buried alive.
Am I comin or goin, I can
barely
decide I just drank a fifth of vodka,
dare me to drive.
All my life I was very
deprived I
ain't had a woman in years, my palms
are too hairy to hide.
Clothes rip
like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I fuck anything
that walks.
When I was
little I used to get so
hungry I would throw fits (how you
gonna breast feed me mom you
ain't
got no tits).
I lay awake and strap myself in bed,
with a bulletproof vest on
and shoot
myself in the head.
And I'm steamin mad, and by the way
when you see my
dad, tell em I slit
his throat in this dream I had.
Chorus
hi,
my
name is what,
my name is who,
my name is Slim Shady hi,
my name is huh,
my name
is what,
my name is Slim Shady hi,
my name is who,
my name is huh,
my name is
Slim Shady hi,
my name is huh,
my name is who,
my name is Slim
Shady |
