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Lyrics for My Name Is Bootleg Version by Eminem:
| | | Artist: | Eminem |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | My Name Is Bootleg Version | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 154 | | | | Lyrics: | this is the UNEDITED version with a different 2nd verse
Chorus: repeat
2X
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim
Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim
Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one
second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me
stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly
like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My
brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl
I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So
why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone
else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped
Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris
Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down
too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God
sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted
to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him
in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
(Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then
stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin
lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was
lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a
famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You
know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin
Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your
autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support,
ASSHOLE!'
Chorus
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked
away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's
too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin
or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go
ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too
hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk,
I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw
fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)
I lay awake
and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
(BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad?
(Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
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