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Lyrics for Rain man by Eminem:
| | | Artist: | Eminem |
| | Album: | Encore | | Track: | Rain man | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 159 | | | | Lyrics: | Dre (Em)
Yeah
(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately
K-mart)
Yeah, yeah
Eminem (Dr. Dre):
You find me offensive? I find you
offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so
to what extense if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side
of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve
damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say your
all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right
blasphomous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves
won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him
either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers
on my re--fridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for
later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and
Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super---man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad
guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Chorus:
Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no
brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become
what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name
is....
Rain Man
Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch
two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to
join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad,
as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after peforming the
act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are
more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say,
and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may?
(Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when
he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out
hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what
if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis
went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie
flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he
pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll
just walk around with a manly strut because...
Chorus
You find me
offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I
gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
My spider
senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip
ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't
know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy,
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five
Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room
like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and screw
my
Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna
sandwhich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't
say shit
Chorus
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain
Man
Definately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand
four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred
and sixty three
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