| Lyrics: | Well, that big dumb blonde with Gorgeous George
And Turtle, a friend of theirs, with his
cheques all forged
And his cheeks in a trunk with a cheese in the cash
You're all gonna be
there at that million dollar bash, and it's
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Ooh baby, ooh-ee
Ooh baby,
ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Everybody from right now go over there and
back
The louder they come, well the bigger they crack
Come now, ?sweet pea?, and don't
forget the flash
We're all gonna meet at that million dollar
bash
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Well, I took my counsellor out to the barn
Silly Nelly was
there, she told him a yarn
Then along came Jones and emptied the trash
Everybody went down
to that million dollar bash
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Well, I been hittin' it too hard, you
know, my ?sloes? won't take
I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake
First it's
"Hello", then "Goodbye", they push and they crash
But everybody's gonna make it to that million
dollar bash
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Well, I looked at my watch then I looked at my
wrists
Punched myself in my face with my fists and I
Took my taters back a-home to be
mashed
But then I made it right on to that million dollar
bash
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