| Lyrics: | Couple of guys sittin' 'round drinking
down at the Starlight Bar.
One of them says, "You
know I've been thinking..."
Other one says, "That won't get you too far."
He says, "This
is your life, and welcome to it.
It's just working and drinking and dreams.
Ad on TV says
'Just Do It.'
Hell if I know what that means."
The secret of life is a good cup of
coffee,
the secret of life is keep your eye on the ball.
The secret of life is a beautiful
woman;
Marilyn stares down from the barroom wall.
"You and me, we're jsut a couple
of zeros,
just a coupla down an' outs.
Movie stars and football heroes
whadda they
got to be unhappy about? Yeah..."
So they turn to the bartender,
"Sam, what do you
think,
what's the key that unlocks that door?"
Sam don't say nothin', just wipes off the
bar
and he pours them a cup of more coffee.
Secret of life is in Sam's
martinis,
the secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes.
The secret of life is in Monday Night
Football,
Rolling Stones' records, mom's apple pie.
Sam looks up from his Sunday
paper
says "Boys you're on the wrong track.
The secret of life is their ain't no
secret,
and you don't get your money back." Hey.
The secret of life is gettin' up
early,
the secret of life is stayin' up late.
The secret of life is try not to
hurry,
but don't wait.
Don't wait.
The secret of life is a good cup of
coffee,
the secret of life is keep your eye on the ball.
The secret of life is to find the
right woman,
the secret of life is nothing at all.
(Oh it's nothin' at all.)
The
secret of life...
Coupla guys sittin' 'round drinking
down at the Starlight
Bar.
One of 'em says, "You know I've been thinking..."
Other one says "That won't get you
too far."
That won't get you too far |