| Lyrics: | Act III
(after the song ends)
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... As you can see, MUSIC
can get you
pretty fucked up...Take a tip from Joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary
guitar
and get a good job...Joe did, and he's a happy guy now, on the day shift at
the
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of
a fully-charged
icing anointment utensil. And every time a nice little muffin comes
by on the belt, he poots
forth... And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC
causes BIG TROUBLE...then maybe I should
turn off my plastic' megaphone and
sing the last song on the album in my regular
voice...
SCENE EIGHTEEN
A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
A
little green rosetta
A little green rosetta
A little green rosetta
A little green
rosetta
You'll make a muffin betta
With a green rosetta
A little green rosetta
A
tiny green rosetta
A little green rosetta
A little green rosetta
A little green
rosetta
A little green rosetta
You'll make a muffin betta
Betta
It's really getting
betta
It's betta, it's betta
With a green rosetta
Green rositti
A little green
rositti
It's really, really meaty
A little green rositti
Betta, betta,
(Hey, really
out there...really good)
It's really getting betta
It's betta, it's betta
With a green
rosetta
Setta, setta
(Good God, give the drummer some)
Green rosetta
A little green
rosetta
A little green rosetta
A little green rosetta
(Setta, setta, setta,
etc....)
(Make a muffin, make a muffin, make a muffin,
Make a muffin betta, make a muffin
betta, etc....)
With a green rosetta
A little gree |