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Lyrics for Dong Work For Yuda by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Dong Work For Yuda | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 110 | | | | Lyrics: | Act II
SCENE TWELVE
DONG WORK FOR YUDA
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
Hello
there...this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all
the
other criminals from the music business...you know...
the ones who get caught...it's a
horrible place, painted
all green on the inside, where musicians and former executives
take
turns snorting detergent and plooking each other...
(As the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER chuckles to
himself for a moment,
FATHER RILEY, who became BUDDY JONES, steps into view in his
new
identity: FATHER RILEY 8. JONES, Prison Chaplain, who, in a rather
heavy-handed piece of
imagery, is now entrusted with the job of singing
this song as he assists the captured
executives in their quest for new
meat to plook, and, once having found these victims for the
princes of
the industry, trades them little blobs of sanctified lubricant jelly
forcigarettes
and candy bars while he holds them down so the execs won't have to work
too
hard when they stick it in.)
... Anyway, while he's in there he meets this guy who used to
be
a promo man for a major record company, Bald-Headed John...
King of the
Plookers...
FATHER RILEY B. JONES :
This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed
John
FORMER EXECS:
Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong
FATHER RILEY B.
JONES:
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong
FORMER EXECS:
Dong work for Yuda, Dong,
Dong
FATHER RILEY B.JONES:
He said Dong was Wong,
'N Wong was Kong
'N Dong work
for Yuda,
N John was wrong
FORMER EXECS:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it
again
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
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