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Lyrics for Broken Hearts Are For Assholes by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Broken Hearts Are For Assholes | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 100 | | | | Lyrics: | Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole!
An ASSHOLE!
Some of you might not
agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will
see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an
asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause
you're an asshole.. .
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too
tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without
a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One Two Three
Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a
beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you
kissed a little sailor
Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just
blew in from Spain
"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The
story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a
fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday
night,
Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred
tag team grudge match With Kona.. .
And so you worked the wall with
Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful
strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen
town's finest
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole,
You're an
asshole
That's right
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