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Lyrics for Muffin Man by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Muffin Man | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 117 | | | | Lyrics: | The Muffin Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research
Kitchen . . .
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of
dried muffin remnants
And brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his
shirt. . .
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one
Care
less for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
of a fully charged icing
anointment utensil
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk.
let's try
that again . . .!)
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense
but radiant muffin
of his own design.
Later he says: "Some people . . . some people like
cupcakes exclusively,
While I myself say there is naughl nor ought there be
Nothing so
exalted on the faceof God's grey earth
As that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!"
Girl
you thoughl he was a man
Bul he was a muffin
He hung around lill you found
That he
didn't know nuthin'
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is
heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin' | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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