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Lyrics for Penis Dimension by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Penis Dimension | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 100 | | | | Lyrics: | Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at
night
'Cause of penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a
lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan . . .
That the size of your
cock is not monstruous enough?
It's your penis dimension!
Penis
dimension!
Howard:
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
ooo-wah
Mark: Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the
possiblity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties
themselves might provide elements of sub-conscious tension? Weird, twisted anxieties that could
force a human being to have to become a politician! A policeman! A jesuit monk
Howard?:
[...]
Mark: A rock and roll guitar player! A wino! You name it. Or in the case of the ladies,
the ones that can't afford a silicone BEEF-UP, may become writers of hot books
Howard: "Manuel,
the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."
Mark: Yes, or they become
Carmelite nuns!
Howard: "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her
slithering slit." Ha ha ha!
Mark: Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. There is no reason why you, or your
loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more
misery to the TROUBLES OF THE WORLD!
Howard: Right on, right on!
Mark: Now, if your a lady
and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary
school:
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