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Lyrics for The Dangerous Kitchen by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | The Dangerous Kitchen | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 129 | | | | Lyrics: | The dangerous kitchen
If it ain't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you
get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat things
Where the cats ate
through the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when
you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be
DANGEROUS
Sometimes the milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cereal
Before you smell
the plastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very
careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has fallen,
And the roaches are
crawlin'
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananas are
black
They got flies in the back
And also the chicken
In the dish with the
foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is frightful
Your return in the
evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against
it
It can get on your clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And
you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your
bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the
danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the fuck wants to clean it?
It's disgusting and
dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe
up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or
whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
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