| Lyrics: | [includes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingle Bells (Pierpont)]
[Tower
Theater, Upper Darby, PA
February 13, 1988]
Jezebel Boy!
You know all the
guys
In the Sheriff's Patrol
They leave you alone
When they round up the whores
Up
on Hollywood Boulebard
(What?
Now this is what happens in Los Angeles . . .
)
Sometimes that ol' nasty D.A., you say
Thinks he needs his name
In the paper
again -
That's when
The short-pants girls
They have to take that ride
With a
friendly, friendly policeman
But the Jezebel Boy
On the corner by the Technicolor
processing plant
He stands by the light;
Waitin' through that night
Waitin', waitin' for
that, that distinguished-looking
Wilshire District Gentleman
With snow-white
hair,
("Maybe I could make a good rock star")
To drive up in his Lincoln,
And whisk away
the Jezebel Boy
There he goes now!
Old Ralph will make him put that
wretched
Sausage in his mouth again
Ike: Hah hah hah! Hah hah hah!
FZ: Go
ahead!
Ike: Hah hah hah!
FZ: Want that again?
Ike: Yeah, sure!
Old Ralph will
make him put that wretched
Sausage in his mouth again
And again
(Again
again)
Aaaaand . . . one mo' gin
Well, hah! Well, you know they say . . .
Another
day,
Another sausage -
Jezebel Boy |
