| Lyrics: | Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a
president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps
Let's try
California,
(Pay us first before we do it!)
We'll get a smilin' nazi
And march him right
on through
Rent a baby
Kiss a baby
Ladies in for tea
And here's a bunch of
speeches
We'll toss 'em in for free
Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big
Brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know
never craps
We'll sell him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We'll sell
him by the buckets
To the Okies drinking beer
We'll teach him how to walk and talk
We'll
putty up his chin
We'll print his picture everywhere
Of course the SCHMUCK will
win
From the heart of old Death Valley
To the ruling of our land
A simple trick,
you simple pigs
Just the way we planned |