| Lyrics: | [Hermann Kretzschmar voice]
Dear PFIQ,
Since you printed my question and photo in issue
number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters.
I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to
answer all.
I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings
(mumble)
By
putting a 532-inches barbell and a 516-inches ring.
Now, air can get
through.
(laughs)
(FZ: Can you stand like that?
Hermann: Maybe I should read the
text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . .
FZ: Just . . . just say "now, air can get
through")
Now, air can get through.
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most
enjoy-able.
I have them all
And go over them many times.
You never heard anymore of
Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe?
Keep up the great work. I don't know what to
pierce next.
P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing
the head of the cock must be painful.
(OOHH!)
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like
hell!
But I didn't want the artist to stop.
Master Ringo
1970-WIM |
