| Lyrics: | Jackass.
I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight,
Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,
Ben Kenobi went and
got himself a Pompador,
These aren't the whores you're looking for
Jackass.
If
the Crocodile hunter smoked weed,
Steve Irwin burning herb in his Jeep,
Kicks the
kangaroos for laughing at his hair cut,
Used to fall for that too
but
(Chorus)
If you knew me like,
I know myself,
You'd hate me like
I
hate myself,
'Cause i'm a ...
Jackass.
Got no Rabbit in this hat,
'Cause
I'm pulling it out my ass
Ain't Siegfried or Roy but I could be,
Making Magic with a
pussy.
Jackass.
Like that dude in Tienemen Square,
With a Six pack and a
folding chair,
Guy bothered the parade and ended up,
Playing Chicken with the tanks
but
(Chorus)
We could out the Lesbian Spice Girl,
They could try to run
Game on the ODB.
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World,
But they won't get
rid of me!
If I knew you like,
You know yourself,
I'd hate you like,
You
hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate
yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
'Cause you're a Jackass |
