| Lyrics: | Alligator
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Sleepy alligator in the noonday sun
lying by the river just like
he usually done
Call for his whiskey,
he can call for his tea,
call all he want
to, but he can't call on me.
Oh no! well, I been there before,
and I'm not coming
back around here no more.
Creepy alligator coming all around the bin,
talkin' about
the times when we was mutual friends
I take my memory and I take good care of you (?), yes I
will.
Woh oh, waiting for a rainy day
Woh oh, waiting for a rainy day
I think
you're running some old kind of trick
Oh no! well, I been there before,
and I'm not
coming back around here no more.
Riding down the river in an old canoe
a bunch of
bottles and old tennis shoes
out of the river, all ugly and green
the biggest old
alligator that I've ever seen!
Teeth big and pointy, and his eyes were bugging
out
Contract the union, put the ??? to ???
Screaming and yelling, he was liking his
chops
He never run, he just stumbles and hops
Just out of prison on six dollars
bail
Mumbles and bitches and a wagging his tail
Alligator running round my
door
Alligator running round my door
Alligator running round my door
Alligator's
creeping round and crawling round my cabin floor,
He'll be coming round to bother me some more |
