| Lyrics: | In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick.
South Street Romford, shopping arcade
Got a
Razzle magazine, I never paid
Inside my jacket and away double quick.
Good sense told me,
once was enough
But I had a cocky eye on more of this stuff
With the Razzle in my pocket,
back to have another peek
Instead of being sneeky I strolled inside,
I put my
thieving hand on something rude
I walked right out with a silhouette of nudes
'Hold on
sonny' said a voice at my side
'I think you've taken one of my books'
Passers by gave me
dirty looks
'Not me mister' I bravely lied
We stopped by the window of a jeweller's
shop
'If it's money for your lunch, I'd have given you a loan
Have you got any form, were
you on your own?
Round to the station and we'll tell the cops'
'I'm ever so ashamed, it
was wicked and rash
Here's the book back, and here's the cash
I never stole before, I
promise I'll stop'
'Crime doesn't pay, you've got honest eyes
If we go to the law
another thief is born
And I'll get the book back, creased and torn
So return what you've
taken and apologise'
I gave him back his nudie book
I said I was sorry, I slung my
hook
With the Razzle in my pocket as the second prize
Ian's diction is superbly
clear, although he drops his H's in the
cockney manner. What's interesting is the verse form -
this is a double
sonnet - four stanzas each of seven lines, with a rhyme structure
ABBABBA
- evidence of Ian Dury's classical education. I'd suggest
pulling the mp3 of this song off
Napster and having on the english.pl
website |
