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Lyrics for Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury And The Blockheads:
| | | Artist: | Ian Dury And The Blockheads |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Billericay Dickie | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 194 | | | | Lyrics: | (spoken)
good evening i'm from essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie,
I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well
had a love affair with Nina
in the
back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the
cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her
Ribena
well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking
thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well
I bought a lot of
brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was
shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a
'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the
mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm billeicay dickie
and I'm doing very
well
I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like
a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan
it
and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet
so you ask Joyce and
Vicki
if i ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and
I'm doing very well
you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's
been
the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine
so you ask Joyce and
Vicki
who's their brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm
doing very well
I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming
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