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Lyrics for Poo-Poo In The Prawn by Ian Dury And The Blockheads:
| | | Artist: | Ian Dury And The Blockheads |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Poo-Poo In The Prawn | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 185 | | | | Lyrics: | I took a sudden notion
To go down to the ocean
I'd got my sun-tan lotion
My flippers and
my mask
In proper distribution
Of fully-formed ablutions
Formed an ocean of
pollution
In which I daredn't bask
Some turds were teeny-tiny
And some were big and
shiny
But they all fucked up the briney
In which I dipped my toe
If you go swimming
in the shite-us
You'll get worse than dermititis
From the sea of grey detritus
Where the
sewage ebbs and flows
There's no respite
From the cess-pit
No shelter from the
pong
The poor old ocean
Is full of motions
Where the hell did we go wrong?
Like
a lamb off to the slaughter
Pored myself a glass of water
I failed to spot I'd caught
a
Little creature in my cup
I was well and truly bolleaux-ed
From the fires of hell
that followed
Twas the cup of life I'd swallowed
And it almost did me up
Something
coming
Through the plumbing
That should not be there at all
The glass is
brimming
And things are swimming
And quite frankly, I'm appalled
I was a very
hungry fella
I defrosted my paella
Came down with Salmonella
Three weeks intensive
care
They failed to send technicians in
To check the air-conditioning
Which was
unfortunately transmissioning
A case of Legionnaires
There's a malaise
In the
mayonnaise
There's a poo-poo in the prawn
Where we missed them
In the system
Little
germs are being born
There's no respite
From the cess-pit
There's no shelter from the
pong
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