| Lyrics: | "This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now."
"Hello, Morque Perkins
reporting. Our top story tonight, police and
investigators are still trying to figure out how
and why somebody
stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night.
Police
say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement
window, but how he alluded the
security and alarm system is still a
mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind
of sick
fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11."
[Violent J]
Dead
bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with
the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag em
in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like
chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my
first dead body last week
Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth
Before you start
yelling and cursing my name
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
Second I was
born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall
Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the
hall
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mother's like "What the
fuck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But
I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
I'm just the dead body man
"We got bodies,
dead bodies
We got fat ones, skinny ones
Males, females, hermaphrodites
We got
somebodies, we got nobodies
Bodies, bodies, bodies, woo!"
[Violent J]
Dead bodies,
dead bodies in the back of my van
All the little kiddies love the |