| Lyrics: | Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed?
What's your
pleasure?
[1st Verse- Violent J]
Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothing new
Her
moms used to babysit me back when we was two
We'd go to the playground and to the skating
rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank, well uh
She moved
across town and never came back
Until the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She
said her name was Betty, I can't believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty
beeitch
She said, "Hey, J, tell me how you've been?"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard
stuck to her chin
I told her, "Hold still," and flicked it off her face and said,
"Betty,
oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all
night
I let my fingers run across the rip of cellulite
EWW! It was nasty, but I don't let it
bother me
She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
I couldn't breathe, she
wouldn't stop, I'm almost dead
I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head
We got
dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin
pie
[Chorus]
Fat Sweaty Betty
Tell me when you're ready [x2]
[2nd Verse-
Shaggy 2 Dope]
Big fat slop of shit people call Betty
Flabs of fat on her back, her
neck...sweaty
Boogers running down her nose all over her lips
Can't tell the difference from
her titties to her hips
But fuck all that, 'cuz I wanna see the neden
I had to see the cat,
the cheesey cheena cheden
Rode my bike to her house, "Hey yo, Betty lemme in
I'm packing
some snack cakes, bitch lemme in."
I can hear her coming down the stairs
She opened |
